What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 07:45

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
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